Anger Management

Sometimes when you are angry at someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem.

Medical Recommendation

The phone rings.

The lady of the house answers, "Yes?

Mrs. Ward, please."

"Speaking"

"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.

"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimers disease (related to memory) and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is"

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward.

"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

  

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

Black Hole

Honey! I am Home

Series: Lucky Day 6

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Series: Lucky Day 4

Series: Lucky Day 3

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Bonus

Office Sleeping Techniques

Team Building Exercise

“Don’t Worry, The Tiger is on Bench”

Another Take on Managers :-)

A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape. They’re falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.

An Engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.

After the Engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs.” See this idiot. We're looking for height and he gives the length!"

Moral:  "No matter what good you do, Managers can always find fault in you”.

Fun - If you know Telugu

R. Narayana Murthy's song in next movie and its name is "Vykunta Paali".
which is about s/w and in that movie he will be playing IT professional and who will loose his job because of recession.
 
 
Emunnadakko ooo emunnadakkaaa…
Potta perigipoi..juttu ralipoi…vunna paruvu poi..
ee industry lo nakinka
emunnadi akko.. emunnadi akko emunnadi akka..

B.tech chesi naaka (saami)
Hyderabad cherukunnaa(saami)
Experience adugutunteeeee aa aaaa aaaav
Experience adugunte, enta kaavali ante anta petti, job kottina, join ayyina banchaaaaaaan
 
 
(Emunnadi akko..)
 
Training lu ivvaka paye (saami)
Client interaction  annadu (saami)
Communication baledu ante a aaa aaaa
Communication baledu ante, kumili kumili edichina, hindu paper veyinchinaa banchaaaaaan
 
(Emunnadi akko..)
 
Project ichundu vaadu(saami)
Payslip kuda vachindi(saami)
Payslip chupinchiiii.  a   a a a  a  a aaaaaaaaaaaa
Payslip chupinchina, credit card teesukunna, avasaram lenivi anni konna appula palu ainaaa banchhaann…
 
(Emunnadi akko..)
 
Project aipoindiii(saami)
Kottadi vastadi annadu (saami)
Bench lo pettundu aaaaa   a aa    aaaaaaa
Bench lo pettinaaka subject marichipoina, o roju na  HR pilusundu poi kalisina banchaann….
 
(Emunnadi akko..)
 
Boom taggindi annadu (saami)
Cost cutting annadu  (saami)..
Benchlo vunna ani cheppiii aaaaaa a  a a a aaaaa
Bench lo vunna ani cheppi bayatiki tosundu kompa kulchundu banchaaannn…
 
 
(Emunnadi akko..)
 
 
By
R.NarayanaMurthy,
Dreaming to be Infy NarayanaMurthy

Patriotic Joke

A Pakistani, a Bangladeshi and a Sardarji are sitting at a Pub in Bavaria drinking beer.

 

The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says 'In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice.'

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says 'In Dhaka we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.'

OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi. He says In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice'.

Certainly Not a Joke

An Olympic Shooter wins Gold medal (Only a game)


Govt gives him 3 Crore + Awards
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Another Shooter dies, fighting with terrorists (Saving our country and our lives)


Govt pays his family 5 Lakhs

Wonderful Messages

Recently I visited my Car Service center. While they were working on my car I was going through the workshop and was shocked to read this (last one).

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