Thursday, May 21, 2009

Heights of CostCutting








Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Pranks

Golfing is Fun

Monday, May 18, 2009

Suicide

IF you are brave hearted only then see this ........


Oh God

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GOOD BYE TO ALL

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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Emergency Landing :-)

Friday, May 15, 2009

Nice Teaching

First-year students at Veterinary school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, touched his finger in the mouth of the dead pig, withdrew it and put his Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns putting their finger in the mouth of the dead pig and tasted in their mouth.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I touched with my middle Finger and tasted on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention…

Touching Moment

No Narration required

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

A Child's Prayer

"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer.... .. Amen" !!!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Second Chance

…..  Again, I have to go to office!

Ohh, this is me… I shouted having a glance on my snap in today’s news paper. But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??
  Strange… One sec.... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don’t remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep..

Its morning now, ohh…... It’s already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee? I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.

Where is everyone…??? I screamed. “I think there is a crowd outside my room, let me check.” I said to myself.

So many people….. Not all of them are crying… But why are some of them crying???

WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor…

“I AM HERE” … I shouted!!! No one listened.
“LOOK I AM NOT DEAD” … I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me. They all were looking at me on the bed. I went back to my bed room.

“Am I dead??”  I asked myself.

Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?

 

I found them in the next room, all of them were crying still trying to console each other.

My wife was crying
she was really looking sad. My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.

How can I go without  telling  my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ??
How can I go without telling my wife that she is really beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without telling my parents that I m
just because of u ??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life… thanks for being there always when I needed  them
and sorry for not being there when they really needed me..

I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears

Ohh
he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough egos  to keep us disconnected .

I went there.. And offered him my hand, “Dear friend… I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me.”

No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry
even then!!! I really don’t care for such people.

 

But one sec. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand. My goodness…  AM I REALLY DEAD???

I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying
OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS…” I just wasnt  able to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize how much I love them.

My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.
YOUR BEAUTIFUL I shouted. She didnt hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.

GOD!!!! I screamed a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. I cried One more chance please to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad  ' s  pride  on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given them, and thanks for still being in my life.

Then I looked up and cried!!!! I shouted
. GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!

"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"

I was sleeping
. Ohh that was just a dream.

My wife was there she can hear me This is the happiest moment of my life I hugged her and whispered.
U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR

I can’t understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I m happy…. :)

THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE.
 
So,  even now its not late..    
Forget your egos & your past……, and express your love to others Be friendly……keep smiling and be happy forever cos your time on earth can be unexpectedly short  :-)
Don't be so proud and vain
The clutches of Time are dark
Who knows where shall it kill
Whether at home or abroad