How To Identify Different Citizens Of India

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.

That's DELHI
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Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That's AHMEDABAD
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Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight.
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.

That's BANGALORE
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Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.

Peace settles in...

That's CHENNAI
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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA
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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go zum where else and keep fighting".


That's KERALA !
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And the best one is ....

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.


You are in GOA !!!