These are the latest SMSes in circulation on Balayya as ‘Simha’ release is coming nearer. This is the shadow publicity that the film is getting and the inside sources say that ‘Simha’ is going to rock. Here are the SMSes:
Ticket Seller: Boss , no one is ready to buy tickets for Balakrishna SIMHA .
Owner: Sell it at Rs.1 each
Ticket Seller: Boss we will not get any profit.
Owner: Once they entered into theater, after 10 mins Start selling "EXIT" tickets at Rs.200 :)
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JR NTR: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.
BAA:Amazing, whats dat msg??
JR NTR: Battery low.....
BAA: Wow nice Naku forward chey :)
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BAA: Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu.
JR NTR. Bathikinda
BAA: Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi :)
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Once a donkey kicked BAA and ran away.
BAA: Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?"
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NASA sent balayya to Moon..BAA got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon :)
Ticket Seller: Boss , no one is ready to buy tickets for Balakrishna SIMHA .
Owner: Sell it at Rs.1 each
Ticket Seller: Boss we will not get any profit.
Owner: Once they entered into theater, after 10 mins Start selling "EXIT" tickets at Rs.200 :)
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JR NTR: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.
BAA:Amazing, whats dat msg??
JR NTR: Battery low.....
BAA: Wow nice Naku forward chey :)
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BAA: Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu.
JR NTR. Bathikinda
BAA: Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi :)
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Once a donkey kicked BAA and ran away.
BAA: Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?"
___________________________________
NASA sent balayya to Moon..BAA got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon :)
105 comments:
wow keka jokes mama
keko keka,super collection guru........
Keka add more jokes
fullllllllll comedy jokes ante ivveeeeeeeee
naa life lo intha eppudu navvaledu..
thanx boss!
balayya ante jokes.
jokes ante balayya.
naku uha telisi nappati nundi chustunna comedyn's lo balayya great
kevvu keka mama, jokes masthugunnay mama.keep it up.
nandamuri gallaki chiru fans ante kopam. kani all heroes fans ki nanadamuri gallu ante kopam.u peoplle hate by all sides
one small girl asked Jeevita.
aunty how do u got this much money cars bunglaws gold ?
Jeevita: ami ledamma chinna HOLE SALE bussiness amma.
ballaya the biggest comic character in the world......
jokes superb mama
super
Funny balayya jokes on www.bajokes.com are very funny and hillarious.
Funny balayya jokes on www.bajokes.com are very funny and hillarious.
areee plz translet in english bava
Balayaa ne golayya emayya povayya.. manmalani happy ga unda nivayya..
Funny balayya jokes on www.bajokes.com are very funny and hillarious.
keka boss
Super messages guru... Nuvve pakka anti balayya fan vi.
nee emma evadra ee jokes pettina gadidha
By online SMS You would be saving a lot of money that you spend on mobile phone bills.
Great jokes
Cool stuff, You did good job.
It will be more interesting if you can post more jokes on you and your family members also.
Chala chandalamga unai.....
adhiripoindhi even balayya will laugh after reading this jokes
Good... good..
hahaha funny...
hahaha funny
waw balaiah u r great..nuvvu ,nee kullu comedy....pls cnema lu teeyamaaku..memu chachi pothunnam.emaina acting chestava?vurike railnu aputhav neekanti chuputho..musukoni paaduko..sarena
chitti
wah! kya jokes hai. it,s hilarious.
lolz..!!! emunnai jokes..!!! masth tp aaindi :P awsome site yaa...y dont ya add sum more jokes??
its very funny jokes form santosh
Super Comedy Jokes, I laughed so much. AKHI
lanja kodukulu ki avvi jokes lage annipistayyi........em cheyyalem
pichha keke vadiki alaga avvali .... bolehead gadu waste fellow enka bottulu vachestunaye
babu ballaya enka cinemalu tiyaku maku bratuku meda kasta aasa ga undi.... nee cimealu chusi aandaro burra poggatukunnaru plz aapey nee mutti meeda meesam mulichinattu ayeta from senoiior N.T.R.[WORST ACTOR]
arey
jaffaa ntr ga
shakti records break chesta ani annav kadara attur flop anta kada mee nanadamuri gallaku balupu ekkuvva ra velli mahesh prabas ni chusi nerchukondi
mi vamsamai paida waste,dhantlo balayya sudha waste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tokkolo ballaya hahahahahahaha.................................
not so bad
kevu keka jokes balayya ki joker ga promotion vachindi
kevu keka jokes balayya ki joker ga promotion vachindi
*febler*
nagaballi gadiki comedian la nandi award ivochu
*febler*
balaya is not babai to ntr he is bava to ntr
*febler*
superbbb nd exelent jokes balaya ni comedian la pedte cinema superhit avtundi
balayya is walking on road.he saw some thing on road and tasted it.then said"chee penda inka nayam tokkale".
keep smiling
EE JOKES KEKA
joke-maamuluga nuv manishiva/pashuvva ani adugutaru.kani ippudu nuv manishiva/balayyava ani adugutunnaru
superb jokes to read for us now.but when balayya or ntr sees this they feels so much.so, better stop doing such bleddy things
awesome jokes dude... want some more.....!!!!!! ;) :D :)
Balayya Rayalaseema lo adugupetti matti chetilo teesukoni muddu pettadu.
Jr Ntr:-Emaindi Babai?
Balayya:-Matti Vasana Maarindi Ra.
Jr Ntr:-Nuv Pattkundi Penda Babai..
balayya gurinchi andhari ki thelusu balayya okha jaffaaaaaaaaaaa
balayya ntr marriage ki (hair)vig pettukoni vachadu lekha pothe janalu chachivaruuuuu ballayya hahaha... konda balayya.........
super .But try better one
nuv keka maama;Ilaage rechipo
update with some more jokes yaar
ntr.balayya went to restaurant....
balayya went for hand wash...
ntr was giving the order....
ntr waited 4 balayya for a long time.....
then he to went to the hand wash and shocked...
asked balyya ;what babai wat r u doing?
balayya: emledura,wash basin ani undi, andukani basin ni kadugutunna...!
ntr:nannu pilisthe help chesevadni kada babai..!
jr ntr gadu kojjaf gadu .vadiki ammayila kanna abbayila medane moju ekkuva ..vadu chinnapude friends to homosex chesevadanta so irritating kada...my god he is licking another boy's dick imagine.....
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz really really funny
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lolzzzzzzzzzz
adirindi guru......
raccha jokes,,,,,vadi bratuku anta antae balayya vedava
very very good jokes create more jokes with balaya
good jokes..........we want more
This is dhanraj and according to opinion this jokes are awesome every one likes a lot and loves to get collection of more sms
Hareesh said....... please balayya and ntr meeru cinimas theyadam apeyyandi lekunte a.p prajalu undaru.....
orey baliga nuvu cinimas theyadam apey ra
balaiah babu nee meeda jokes chala bagunai . aina nuv hero kanna comedian(andhra sarda) ga baga popular.
lanjakodakallara meeku meeru create chesi daniki balayyanu tidite ela ra lofer na kodakallara,
aa bekar chiranjeevi gadi laga, inka aa pichipuku pawan kalyan gadi la balayya matladamledu ledu kada..
neekenti ra antha gudhalo kalthundi ah baali gadni antunte......bali gadi ki kuda fans untara ra asalu......chi..
baligadi jokes keka. add some more jokes and make balayya more popular as a joker
AMMO INKA NENU NAVVALENU BABOI. THANKS FOR MSGS
balayya: arey na bag lo emunnayo
chebithe andhulo unna apples anni
echestha alage ennunnayo
chebithe andhulo unna 6 pples
echesth.
ntr: babai konchem
clue esthe cheptha?
bramhanandam kuda waste balayaa comedy mundara
jokes superb ga unnayi kani ntr meedha jokes emi bagalevu endhukante neenu ntr fan ne kanuka
jokes superb. ee jokes evaru ayithe rassaro hats off
keka boss inka msgs petu
navvi navvi kadupu noppi vachesindi ......
balayya jokes keka but idhi antha mancgidi kadu
awesomeeee keka!!! jokes baap re laughter nt stoping
sai bargav ga same balayya dialogues la unnay kadaa =)) neku jokes ate endo telsa ra adavi nayala muskone mula kusoka nekynduku bey cmnts andulo abusng beku =))
s
balayya.... i want 2 meet u,
i want 2 talk 2 u,
i want 2 spend time with u,
i am always waiting 2 c u,
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
'ZOO CLOSED'...!
Entra balayya chiru ballad midena joke menu lena tubs samrat nagarjuna pls create jokes for me
dont try to play jokes on balayya he is an ultimate actor in tollywood.he proved himself in so many good movies as a good actor.chiranjeevi fans lanja kodukulu,aa cheran,pavan kalyan fans antha erripookulu.
chiru laaga prjalni mosam cheyyaledu,pavan laga pichi cinemalu teeyaledu taruvatha godavalaki velli gundu kotinchukoledu,charan laga pichi love story cinemalu teeyaledu ra
pichi lanja kodakallaru
orai chiru fans jagratha madda kosestha na kodakallara pooku lanja kodakallara
asalu balayya fans kuda veetini enjoy chestunnaru....super jokes mama
balayya fans enduku enjoy chestharra chetta na kodaka nee lanti pani leni na kodakulu enjoy chestaaru.asalu chiru picha na kodaku ra gudha moosukoni vundakunda politics lo cheri errrrrrrrrrrrrrrri poooku ayyada vaaadi madda vaadiki enduku politics anni holes moosukoni intlo undakunda.
niyabba chettha naakodaka., prajala pranaltho andhukura adukuntav., appudaina face addham lo chuskunnava yadhava jaffa face veskoni nuvvu ni valakam.., balayya naa request plz adhinayakudu movie relies cheyyadhu.. ok naa. joker yadava.... ni picchi pukulo naaa m.
rey balayya fans laara.., mee hero thala meedha athulu kuda lev kadha ra.., rey balayya .... nv cenima lo thiyyadam aapakunte modda kosi chethilo pedatha.., nikendhukura cenimalu lavdekeball., kuttha muskoni pilakayaltho aadukoka.., picchi viggulu veskoni picchi steppulu vesthav kadha raa ufflike laal.., nv peddha item gadivi.,, rey balayya ni kottha cenima adho vasthundhanta kadha ra picchi pukka..,, release., cheyyaddhu naa maata vini .. janaalu mettuthone kodatharu bey.. ttthhhhuuuu ni jimmada..
I HATE BALAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA & NTR
try this site for more jokes
http://bhejakool.blogspot.in/
awesome jokesss wow!!! i hate balayya alot
I want more jokes
rey lanjakodakallara inko sari balayya medha jokes chestey moghathanam lekunda potharu ra nee yamman denga.jokes rasinodi notilo chadhivinodi modda.mere oka ammaki abbaki pudithey jokes cheyakandi.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Hate-Balakrishna/227193330740048 meeru balayya haters ithe mana link ni like cheyandi istam vachinattu n joy chesukovachu........................ full jokes.......like chesi chudandi meeku telustundi
Keko keka..
nice jokes..
excellent.........., fabulous joke.
good jokes
good
Jr. NT: Babai nee Simha cinema Hit anta.....
Balayya : Nee kantri cinema hit anta....
Jr.NT : Jokulu Veyaddu Babai....
Balayya : Ne Yabba mundu joke vesindi avaru ra.....
haha lol
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