Monday, November 29, 2010

Rajni all da way

   *Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
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Because they came to know a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be born iN 1949!! **


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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
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rajnikanth''s signature.


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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
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Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..

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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
den
1/0=?

dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said,
"I dnt kno!"

Thats why it's declared as

"Not Defined"..!

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Rajnikanth doesn't shave...

he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!

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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...

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Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........




Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....

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** Breaking news **


Rajnikanth......



got shot yesterday . .



today is the bullet''s funeral...!!



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What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!



He can answer a missed call.!**

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Breaking News:

Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque



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;-)The Bank Bounced:-D




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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

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Awesum fact..,



Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!

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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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**Gmail@rajnikant.com* *
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USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER


USA-

10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships


INDIA-



*RAJNIKANTH*


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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...



That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs... **



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A child went2 Kashmir& startd playing by making small mountains from ice.

Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
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That child name is
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*RAJNIKANTH **
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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..

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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.


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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes! **

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a 22 wheeler huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
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Since then,


it is called TATA NANO.

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Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's,



and got it.

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Rajinikanth does push-ups,

he isn't lifting himself up.

He is pushing the earth down.*
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???


rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...

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Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited
rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
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GURU PURNIMA!**
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BREAKING NEWS.....



FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""

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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
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And now that ball is called...
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" PLUTO "*
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Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,

he is now called 50 cent..!!**
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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...

RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!

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Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his
Underwear over his pants..


We all know who won..!!*

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Roger Fedrer: I have knowledge about each and everything related to Tennis. you can ask me anything.
Rajnikanth: Okay! Tell me, how many holes are there in the net?

Welcome to the 21st Century

Our communication-Wireless
Our phones-Cordless
Our cooking-Fire-less
Our food-Fat-less
Our Sweets-Sugarless
Our labor-Effortless
Our relations-Fruitless
Our attitude-Careless
Our feelings-Heartless
Our politics-Shameless
Our education-Worthless
Our Mistakes-Countless
Our arguments-Baseless
Our  youth-Jobless
 
Our Boss-Brainless
Our Jobs-Thankless
Our Needs-Endless
Our situation-Hopeless
Our Salaries-Less and less

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Good Lesson

School, College & Company

School:
Two books for one subject.

College:
One book for all subjects.

Company:
Books? Ye kya hota hai. Only follow standards.

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School:
A White pipe in teacher's hand - CHALK

College:
A White pipe in student's hand  CIGARETTE

Company:
A White pipe in employee's hand  100% CIGARETTE
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School:
Most Frequent letter- LEAVE LETTER

College:
Most Frequent letter- LOVE LETTER

Company:
Most Frequent letter- RESIGNATION LETTER
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School:
If we go it's boring.

College:
If we don't go it's boring.

Company:
Go/don't go, it's boring

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Enough of jokes on the women - now its time for some male bashing

Enough of jokes on the women. Now its time for some male bashing.....
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.


Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are....


Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....


Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!


Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.


Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A. Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.