Jumbo
Bank, New York, USA
Requirement gathering session – Day 12
Client: “Our next requirement, this is something big, you know, we need an elephant…” Product Consultant: Mr. Richard but why don’t you adjust with a buffalo, even it is big…. and black?”
C: No Ramasamy, we need only elephant, let me explain our current process……………..” (client explains for an hour) P: Fine Richard, i understand ur requirement. But ours supports only buffalo…
Requirement gathering session – Day 12
Client: “Our next requirement, this is something big, you know, we need an elephant…” Product Consultant: Mr. Richard but why don’t you adjust with a buffalo, even it is big…. and black?”
C: No Ramasamy, we need only elephant, let me explain our current process……………..” (client explains for an hour) P: Fine Richard, i understand ur requirement. But ours supports only buffalo…
C: Samy..our central bank regulations needs only elephant! P: Ok.. Let me see if i can customize”
Requirement taken : Bank wants a big black four legged animal, long tail, less hair. Having trunk is mandatory.
The same was documented, signed off and sent to offshore for development!
Offshore Development Centre, India, 11.30pm:Design/Development – Based on requirement all features are supported in base product (as buffalo) , for trunk alone a separate customization is done.
Finally the customization is shown to client.
client
looks ....
And faints ....
