And some equally ridiculous replies :-)
1. When people c u lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- r u sleeping?
No! Em trying 2 die.
2. When It's raining & some1 notices u going out, they ask: - r u going out in dis rain?
No,in the next 1.
3. Ur friend calls your home phone:- Where r u?
At the bus stop!
4. They see u wet coming 4m the bathroom:- Did u just have a bath?
No, I fell in the toilet bowl!
5. U r standing rite in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask: Going up?
No, no, em waiting 4 my apartment 2 come down & get me.
6. you are on the queue 2 buy tickets 4 the cinema, a friend sees u & asks:- what r u doing here?
Am here 2 pay my university fee..! :-D
1. When people c u lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- r u sleeping?
No! Em trying 2 die.
2. When It's raining & some1 notices u going out, they ask: - r u going out in dis rain?
No,in the next 1.
3. Ur friend calls your home phone:- Where r u?
At the bus stop!
4. They see u wet coming 4m the bathroom:- Did u just have a bath?
No, I fell in the toilet bowl!
5. U r standing rite in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask: Going up?
No, no, em waiting 4 my apartment 2 come down & get me.
6. you are on the queue 2 buy tickets 4 the cinema, a friend sees u & asks:- what r u doing here?
Am here 2 pay my university fee..! :-D
