Shortest Joke :
Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.:)
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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
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Q- You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers..
Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
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The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd.
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BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS:
After Accident, Driver Angrily said -
I showed you the Headlights and told u let me go first.........
Female Driver- I also started the Wipers and said No, No, No..
Driver fainted !!!
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened=))
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Wives are
magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They can change anything into an argument
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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife!
