1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.😱 😡 😜
2. We spend more time talking to guests at the door when they are leaving than while sitting in the living room.😏
3. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport / railway stn) is an important family affair.😎😄
4. We thrive on street food and we don't get sick.😉
5. Every Indian mother has 2 careers - Working / Housewife + Match Making.😂😜
6. Indian girls have 3 type of brothers. Real brother, Cousin brother, Rakhee brother.😷
7. The bride must cry at her Vidai. She has no business looking happy.👩😢
8. We go on cleaning sprees only when we have guests coming over.😂😂
9. However old we are, our parents need to know every detail of our schedule. Daily. No excuses. No exemption.😷 😜
10. When Indian parents buy tickets, every child becomes under 12 Getting a half ticket is a huge victory!
😁
11. If we live in another city and don't call our Mom daily , she’ll freak out and call all our friends to make sure we are alive.😜👦👧😜
12. No other nationality can beat Indians in bargaining. “Chalo bhaiya . Na tera na mera. Itne paise theek hain.”
😅
13. No matter if we are Convent educated.
When we are actually angry, we switch to highly effective, dirty, swear words in our mother tongue.
🙊🙉🙈
14. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta.😂😜
15. Why to change the remote batteries when you can just slap the remote and make it work?
😜
16. Meeting a person with the same surname is like finding a long lost twin.
