Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Cellphone Etiquette

 
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. 

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her, pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice

 "Hi Sweetheart, its Vinod, I'm on the Train"
"Yes, I know it's Six thirty and not four thirty, but I had A Long Meeting"
"No, honey, I was not with Preethi from the Accounts Office, I was with the Boss attending the meeting"
"No Sweetheart,
 You're the only one in My life"
"Yes, I'm sure dear".

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the Young Woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone,
 "Vinod darling, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Now, Vinod is back from hospital and doesn't use his cell phone in Public Any Longer.

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Army interview


Saturday, February 6, 2016

Work pressure

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE) or "Radioactive Unwork Medicine"(RUM) or "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER)  or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA) . Please re-post to raise awareness!!! 
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All husbands can enjoy



πŸ”΄Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later 

πŸ”΄A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
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πŸ”΄A married man's prayer; 
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away. 
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, 
just reminding u......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜


πŸ”΄A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
😝😝😝😝
Couldn't stop sharing this one...


πŸ”΄Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
 
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
 
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
 
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
 
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
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 πŸ”΄Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
 
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
😝😝😝
 
 πŸ”΄A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
 
Was the necklace FAKE?
 
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
😜😜😜
 
 πŸ”΄A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
 
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
 
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
😁😁😁

πŸ”΄Best Slogan on a 
MAN's T-Shirt :
 
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
😳😳😳
..dedicated to all husbands πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œjust for fun only