Sunday, July 24, 2016

Monsoon woes

*Dear Monsoon,*
Please don't be so _romantic._
We do not have girlfriends who will wear chiffon sarees and dance in the rains.
We only have wives who will make us run to the terrace and bring in clothes hung out for drying...
-All married men.
😏😰😀

The female version of Monsoon Msg 

Dear Monsoon ...
Please don't be so romantic.
We do not have cool boyfriends who will take us on a romantic ride.
We have husbands who will ask us to go into the kitchen and prepare tea and Pakodas.
-All wives.😏😰😀😜

Clever


Thought process

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged 

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? 

(This is called "Positive Thinking" 😄😄)

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)

A Man wrote to SBI. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)

Friday, July 8, 2016

Optimism

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged 

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? 

(This is called "Positive Thinking" 😄😄)

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)

A Man wrote to SBI. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)