Super insults

The Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...

I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady

'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'

😜😜😜

A letter from a teacher to a parent: 

Dear Parent, 

Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:

Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......

😂😂😂

😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Mother to Son: 

Who is Tippu Sultan ?

Son : Don't know 😏

Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀

Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?

Mother : Don't know

Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also 

😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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A cute excuse:

Teacher-Y r u late?

Student-Mom & dad were fighting.

Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?

Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

😂😂😝😜

🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍

👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? 

Salesman: Rs.18,000/- 

Girl: OMG

Girl: and iphone?? . . 

Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG

Girl: 😨😠😡

Salesman: 😆😝😂

Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday 

I gave him food today he gave me a book

How to Cook !!!  😄😃😜😝

👌😂😜😃😄

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. 

Wife: did u drink

Husband : no

Wife:  Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase

😜😂😝🍻👍

GOD'S GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR

God was in the process of creating the universe, and he was explaining to his subordinates

'Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels....

Here is the country of the United States . I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity & tension....

And here is Africa . I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America . I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser Land so that they would have to cut off the forests...

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked... 'God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?'

God said........ 'Ahah...that is the crown piece of all.' INDIA ', My most precious creation. 

It has understanding & friendly people Sparkling streams and serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant , and with a heart of gold.....

The angel was quite surprised: 'But God you said everything should be in balance.'

God replied -- 'Look, I have given them.........."Politicians."