Thursday, June 25, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Who hasn‘t asked this question?
How the little arrow moves on the screen of your computer when you move the mouse. The mystery is finally solved……
Click on the link below, move the mouse towards the centre of the screen and all will be revealed.Swipe the mouse back and forth and stop in the centre.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Some more ...
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor.
One Sunnyji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...
Sunny: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sunny: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sunny built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.
A Sunnyji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse..He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister...
Ek Sunny Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sunny bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
Sunny: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sunny: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Sunny: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sunny: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sunny to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sunny: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Sunny attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sunny: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sunny in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sunny: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Sunny got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sunnyji replied:
"I Mr YOU"!!.
Sunny: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sunny: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Sunny: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Sunny: We lost the duplicate key!!
Why Sunny opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....
Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Sunny: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..
After finishing MBBS Sunny started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said:
"Oye, Torch is okay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sunny: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Patient: Yes. A good doctor.
One Sunnyji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking...
Sunny: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sunny: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sunny built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that’s for those who don’t know Swimming.
A Sunnyji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse..He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister...
Ek Sunny Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sunny bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
Sunny: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sunny: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Sunny: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sunny: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- “1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sunny to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sunny: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Sunny attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sunny: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Sunny in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sunny: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
Sunny got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sunnyji replied:
"I Mr YOU"!!.
Sunny: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sunny: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Sunny: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Sunny: We lost the duplicate key!!
Why Sunny opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....
Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Sunny: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..
After finishing MBBS Sunny started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said:
"Oye, Torch is okay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sunny: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Good Quotation: Six Phases of a Project
6 phases of a project
Enthusiasm
Disillusionment
Panic
Search for the guilty
Punishment of the innocent
Praise for the non-participants
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