Monday, August 31, 2009

Creatively reduce weight!!!

One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying
"If you catch me, I'm yours."

He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg. He's back on the street and starts to think.

"Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."

So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."

"No problem," says the manager.

Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door
when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.
"If I catch you, you're mine ."

You won't have anymore back pain after this massage

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

All about slips in exams - Telugu

MAHESH BABU:
Yenni slips petamani kadhu annaya
Question digginda leda.

CHIRU:
Nuvvu 3 slips pettu maro mugguriki 3 slips
petamani cheppu.

SAI KUMAR:
Kanipinche e 3 papers Question paper
Main paper,Additional paper ithe.
Kanipinchani a 4 va paper era Slip aaaa.

BALAKRISHNA:
Kumaraswamy,Gopalaswamy,Nagendraswamy
ila mugurru slippulu petti dorikipotte

esari slip petevadu kani
dorikevadu kakudani

mokki mari petadu ra ma nanna
slipswamy ani....

UDAY KIRAN:
chi chi me lecturers unnare malanti students ni eppudu encourage cheyaru.
repu ide exam hall lo me mundu slip petti rasi ma youth power ento chupista.


VENKATESH:
any exam center single slip ganesh haaaaa.

RAVI TEJA:
dialogue from idiot

OiE school ki ento mandi lecturers vastu untaru potu untaru kani chanti gadu localllllll.
Tiyandi ra slipulu.

JR NTR:
E college lo modata slip petindi ma tatta.
Dorikindi ma tatta .

vatitho merenti sir nannu pekedi.

PRABASH:
endi oka slip ivandi
Endi oka question chupinchandime hand writing chala bagundi endi please endi chupinchandi.

PAWAN KALYAN:
akkada oka china paper undi anta adi memu chusam anta ha
Main sheetpaperlo ni bhagame.
Slip paper lo ni bhagame.
Main sheet chuste kopam raledu
Slip chuste kopam vachindi .
Enduku ani nennu prasnistunanu anteeeee .

RAMCHARAN TEJA:
Questions ekkuva ina paravaledu lecturer, slip lu takkuva kaniku.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Vertically