Sri Sri Sri Jaffanandha Babaji

Student bribing professor

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam."

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything."

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"Anything."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"

Absolute PJs

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: What is a baby's motto
A: If at first you don't succeed cry cry again!

Q: Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
A: Because all the fans have left.

Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?
A: Hot. Everyone can catch cold.

Q: Did you hear the story about the giraffe?
A: Forget it its too long.

Q: What did the dog say when he sat on the sand paper?
A: Ruff.

Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body?
A: He is all right now.

One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.

Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No." This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
 
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. 
No, so that must not exist."

Teacher: If you eat fish?
Student: It's good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you don't eat fish?
Student: It's good for the fish!

Engineering Answer Sheet

Engineers v/s Doctors

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So they gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..

Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives,

All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....

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NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at
all!!!!!..

 TCarrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.
Bathroom...

 TCDRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined

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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :

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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...

SO TC Comes. All Engineers showed their tickets.....

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........

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Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are Genius, so don't mess with Engineers.