Technical Glitches in relationships :-)

Lions dont hunt for Fun

Chinese Made?

Men will be Men

Reward Points

ABCDEFGHIJK

*After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her.  He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said:* *ABCDEFGHIJK.*

  *"What does that mean?" she asked.*   

*"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied*.   

*Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?*   

*He replied: I'm Just Kidding!* 

 😜😛😍😄

Corruption

😀😀👌👏School Group Photo Planning!!.......

😸Headmaster to Photographer "Rs 20 is too much. There are 2000 students, Charge Only Rs 10/- its sufficient!!

😉 Headmaster To Teachers " Please tell all Kids to Get Rs 30/ each - for their Photo tomorrow 

😋 Teacher In Class to Kids " Listen all must Get Rs 50/- from home tomoro for the photoshoot!! 

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Kids Discuss : 😠 These teachers are taking us for a ride, each photo is only Rs 20, with the balance money they will in their Room order snacks & samosas & all have a Party and we get a diddly!! There is No Honesty Nowadays!!

At home-

😜The Naughty Kid  : Mom, The Teachers have asked Us to Get Rs 100 each for the Group Class Photo!! .. . .

👵Mom  : Rs 100??!! 😧

Total Loot that is !! Then will all enjoy with Our Money! Just Wait Now I'll have To get it from Dad

Mom To Dad : 👦 Are You Listening, these school People have Gone Mad, they want Rs 200/- for the Group Photo from each Kid! Ridicoulous!! 👻😂😆😆

👉NOW where Will this Corruption End?? 

*AND What Can Poor Modi Do?? * 😂😂😂😂😂

HoneyMoon Package :-)

Life lessons

In Delhi, there was a Samosa vendor. His shop was in front of a Big company. His Samosa was so tasty.! Most of the employees use to eat that samosa at lunch time.

One day, a Manager came to that samosa wala. while he was eating samosa he comes in the fun mood.

he asks a question – yaar Raju, you have maintained your shop so nicely.

you have good management skills. don’t you think that you are wasting

your talent and time by selling just Samosas?

Think, if you were working like me in any big company. you would have been a manager like me isn’t ?

poor samosa wala… he smiled at the manager and said awesome lines.

Sir, I thought my work is better than your work. do u know why?

10 years back I used to sell samosa in tokari (Leaf basket). At same time you got this job. That time I was earning Rs. 1,000 in a month and your salary was 10K.

In this 10 years of journey, we did progress a lot.

I owned a shop and became famous samosa-wala in this area and you became a manager.

Now you are earning Rs. 1 lakh while I am earning same and sometimes more than you. So surely, I can say that my work is better than yours.

it’s because of my kids future.

Let me explain –

Please pay close attention to my word. I started my career at lowest income. my son doesn’t have to suffer the same. One day my son will take over my business. He doesn’t have to start from 0. He will get fully established business, but in your case, the benefits will be taken by your boss kids, not by your kids.

you can not offer your same post to your son /daughter. They have to start from 0. Whatever you have suffered 10 years ago, your kids have to suffer the same.

My son will extend my business from now and when your kid will be manager my son will be far away.

Now tell me who is wasting the Talent and Time.

Manager gave Rs.50 for two samosa’s and he didn’t speak any word and left.

Good Lesson to become Entrepreneur

Being husband is a tough job

When I reached office, I got a call from my wife...

"what is the date today?" .. 

I was wondering..then told her 10th September.

...call disconnected...

i was wondering..

her birthday? No...mine...No... anniversary...no..son's birthday ...no...in laws birthday anniversary...no...

gas booking..done...utility payments done...

her uncle who arrives when we want to go out, sqat and kill us and our time...his birthday ...no... 

Then?!   Why date??? 

Lunch and evening tea went with spinning questions...

reached home... 

Junior was playing in car park... 

Asked him....

how is the weather in kitchen? Tornado... tsunami???... 

Boy told " all normal. Why?".." 

your mom asked me..what is the date today in the morning?"... 

Boy smiled and told me..." I tore some sheets from calendar in morning...she was confused..". Haaaa... 

Being husband is a tough job.

Monsoon woes

*Dear Monsoon,*

Please don't be so _romantic._

We do not have girlfriends who will wear chiffon sarees and dance in the rains.

We only have wives who will make us run to the terrace and bring in clothes hung out for drying...

-All married men.

😏😰😀

The female version of Monsoon Msg 

Dear Monsoon ...

Please don't be so romantic.

We do not have cool boyfriends who will take us on a romantic ride.

We have husbands who will ask us to go into the kitchen and prepare tea and Pakodas.

-All wives.😏😰😀😜

Clever

Thought process

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged 

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? 

(This is called "Positive Thinking" 😄😄)

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)

A Man wrote to SBI. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)

Optimism

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged 

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? 

(This is called "Positive Thinking" 😄😄)

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)

A Man wrote to SBI. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)

How various wives fight with their respective husbands

🙋 How various wives fight with their respective husbands

Pilot's wife:

Zyada udo mat

 

Teacher's wife:

Mujhe mat sikhaao

Dhobi's wife:

Dho dungi

Actor's wife:

Naatak mat karo

Dentist's wife:

Daat tod dungi

CA's wife::

Hisaab se raho

Engineer's wife:

Sab parts dhile kar dungi

Architect's wife:

Sidhe raho nahi to face ki design change kar dungi

& the Best one

Marketing person's wife:

Zyada bologe to OLX pe bech dungi..🙋😂😂😛

Thanks to the creator