Tuesday, April 27, 2010

SMS Jokes on Balayya

These are the latest SMSes in circulation on Balayya as ‘Simha’ release is coming nearer. This is the shadow publicity that the film is getting and the inside sources say that ‘Simha’ is going to rock. Here are the SMSes:

Ticket Seller: Boss , no one is ready to buy tickets for Balakrishna SIMHA .
Owner: Sell it at Rs.1 each
Ticket Seller: Boss we will not get any profit.
Owner: Once they entered into theater, after 10 mins Start selling "EXIT" tickets at Rs.200 :)
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JR NTR: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.

BAA:Amazing, whats dat msg??
JR NTR: Battery low.....
BAA: Wow nice Naku forward chey :)
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BAA: Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu.

JR NTR. Bathikinda
BAA: Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu....chanchindi :)
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Once a donkey kicked BAA and ran away.

BAA: Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying "DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?"
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NASA sent balayya to Moon..BAA got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting "Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon :)

105 comments:

balayaa sms collection website said...

wow keka jokes mama

Anonymous said...

keko keka,super collection guru........

Anonymous said...

Keka add more jokes

Praful said...

fullllllllll comedy jokes ante ivveeeeeeeee

srinivas said...

naa life lo intha eppudu navvaledu..
thanx boss!

Anonymous said...

balayya ante jokes.
jokes ante balayya.

Anonymous said...

naku uha telisi nappati nundi chustunna comedyn's lo balayya great

chaithu said...

kevvu keka mama, jokes masthugunnay mama.keep it up.

Anonymous said...

nandamuri gallaki chiru fans ante kopam. kani all heroes fans ki nanadamuri gallu ante kopam.u peoplle hate by all sides

Anonymous said...

one small girl asked Jeevita.
aunty how do u got this much money cars bunglaws gold ?
Jeevita: ami ledamma chinna HOLE SALE bussiness amma.

Anonymous said...

ballaya the biggest comic character in the world......

Anonymous said...

jokes superb mama

Anonymous said...

super

Anonymous said...

Funny balayya jokes on www.bajokes.com are very funny and hillarious.

Anonymous said...

Funny balayya jokes on www.bajokes.com are very funny and hillarious.

Anonymous said...

areee plz translet in english bava

Anonymous said...

Balayaa ne golayya emayya povayya.. manmalani happy ga unda nivayya..

Anonymous said...

Funny balayya jokes on www.bajokes.com are very funny and hillarious.

Anonymous said...

keka boss

Anonymous said...

Super messages guru... Nuvve pakka anti balayya fan vi.

Anonymous said...

nee emma evadra ee jokes pettina gadidha

SMS Jokes said...

By online SMS You would be saving a lot of money that you spend on mobile phone bills.

Anonymous said...

Great jokes

Anonymous said...

Cool stuff, You did good job.
It will be more interesting if you can post more jokes on you and your family members also.

Anonymous said...

Chala chandalamga unai.....

Anonymous said...

adhiripoindhi even balayya will laugh after reading this jokes

anilachary said...

Good... good..

Anonymous said...

hahaha funny...

Anonymous said...

hahaha funny

Anonymous said...

waw balaiah u r great..nuvvu ,nee kullu comedy....pls cnema lu teeyamaaku..memu chachi pothunnam.emaina acting chestava?vurike railnu aputhav neekanti chuputho..musukoni paaduko..sarena

Anonymous said...

chitti
wah! kya jokes hai. it,s hilarious.

Anonymous said...

lolz..!!! emunnai jokes..!!! masth tp aaindi :P awsome site yaa...y dont ya add sum more jokes??

abhi said...

its very funny jokes form santosh

Anonymous said...

Super Comedy Jokes, I laughed so much. AKHI

sai bhargav said...

lanja kodukulu ki avvi jokes lage annipistayyi........em cheyyalem

Anonymous said...

pichha keke vadiki alaga avvali .... bolehead gadu waste fellow enka bottulu vachestunaye

Anonymous said...

babu ballaya enka cinemalu tiyaku maku bratuku meda kasta aasa ga undi.... nee cimealu chusi aandaro burra poggatukunnaru plz aapey nee mutti meeda meesam mulichinattu ayeta from senoiior N.T.R.[WORST ACTOR]

Anonymous said...

arey
jaffaa ntr ga
shakti records break chesta ani annav kadara attur flop anta kada mee nanadamuri gallaku balupu ekkuvva ra velli mahesh prabas ni chusi nerchukondi

Chandrika said...

mi vamsamai paida waste,dhantlo balayya sudha waste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

tokkolo ballaya hahahahahahaha.................................

Anonymous said...

not so bad

febler said...

kevu keka jokes balayya ki joker ga promotion vachindi

febler said...

kevu keka jokes balayya ki joker ga promotion vachindi





*febler*

febler said...

nagaballi gadiki comedian la nandi award ivochu




*febler*

febler said...

balaya is not babai to ntr he is bava to ntr






*febler*

febler said...

superbbb nd exelent jokes balaya ni comedian la pedte cinema superhit avtundi

sri said...

balayya is walking on road.he saw some thing on road and tasted it.then said"chee penda inka nayam tokkale".
keep smiling

Anonymous said...

EE JOKES KEKA

Anonymous said...

joke-maamuluga nuv manishiva/pashuvva ani adugutaru.kani ippudu nuv manishiva/balayyava ani adugutunnaru

Anonymous said...

superb jokes to read for us now.but when balayya or ntr sees this they feels so much.so, better stop doing such bleddy things

Anonymous said...

awesome jokes dude... want some more.....!!!!!! ;) :D :)

pmanohar said...

Balayya Rayalaseema lo adugupetti matti chetilo teesukoni muddu pettadu.
Jr Ntr:-Emaindi Babai?
Balayya:-Matti Vasana Maarindi Ra.
Jr Ntr:-Nuv Pattkundi Penda Babai..

sekhar said...

balayya gurinchi andhari ki thelusu balayya okha jaffaaaaaaaaaaa

sekhar said...

balayya ntr marriage ki (hair)vig pettukoni vachadu lekha pothe janalu chachivaruuuuu ballayya hahaha... konda balayya.........

svmm said...

super .But try better one

Anonymous said...

nuv keka maama;Ilaage rechipo

Anonymous said...

update with some more jokes yaar

Anonymous said...

ntr.balayya went to restaurant....

balayya went for hand wash...
ntr was giving the order....

ntr waited 4 balayya for a long time.....


then he to went to the hand wash and shocked...
asked balyya ;what babai wat r u doing?



balayya: emledura,wash basin ani undi, andukani basin ni kadugutunna...!
ntr:nannu pilisthe help chesevadni kada babai..!

Anonymous said...

jr ntr gadu kojjaf gadu .vadiki ammayila kanna abbayila medane moju ekkuva ..vadu chinnapude friends to homosex chesevadanta so irritating kada...my god he is licking another boy's dick imagine.....

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Anonymous said...

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sheriffmec said...

adirindi guru......

Anonymous said...

raccha jokes,,,,,vadi bratuku anta antae balayya vedava

Anonymous said...

very very good jokes create more jokes with balaya

Anonymous said...

good jokes..........we want more

Anonymous said...

This is dhanraj and according to opinion this jokes are awesome every one likes a lot and loves to get collection of more sms

hareesh said...

Hareesh said....... please balayya and ntr meeru cinimas theyadam apeyyandi lekunte a.p prajalu undaru.....

hareesh said...

orey baliga nuvu cinimas theyadam apey ra

radha said...

balaiah babu nee meeda jokes chala bagunai . aina nuv hero kanna comedian(andhra sarda) ga baga popular.

Anonymous said...

lanjakodakallara meeku meeru create chesi daniki balayyanu tidite ela ra lofer na kodakallara,
aa bekar chiranjeevi gadi laga, inka aa pichipuku pawan kalyan gadi la balayya matladamledu ledu kada..

Anonymous said...

neekenti ra antha gudhalo kalthundi ah baali gadni antunte......bali gadi ki kuda fans untara ra asalu......chi..

jr.ntr said...

baligadi jokes keka. add some more jokes and make balayya more popular as a joker

never back down said...

AMMO INKA NENU NAVVALENU BABOI. THANKS FOR MSGS

Unknown said...

balayya: arey na bag lo emunnayo
chebithe andhulo unna apples anni
echestha alage ennunnayo
chebithe andhulo unna 6 pples
echesth.
ntr: babai konchem
clue esthe cheptha?

goutham said...

bramhanandam kuda waste balayaa comedy mundara

Anonymous said...

jokes superb ga unnayi kani ntr meedha jokes emi bagalevu endhukante neenu ntr fan ne kanuka

Anonymous said...

jokes superb. ee jokes evaru ayithe rassaro hats off

Anonymous said...

keka boss inka msgs petu

Anonymous said...

navvi navvi kadupu noppi vachesindi ......

Anonymous said...

balayya jokes keka but idhi antha mancgidi kadu

Anonymous said...

awesomeeee keka!!! jokes baap re laughter nt stoping

Anonymous said...

sai bargav ga same balayya dialogues la unnay kadaa =)) neku jokes ate endo telsa ra adavi nayala muskone mula kusoka nekynduku bey cmnts andulo abusng beku =))

Anonymous said...

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pramodh said...

balayya.... i want 2 meet u,

i want 2 talk 2 u,

i want 2 spend time with u,

i am always waiting 2 c u,

but this stupid gate keeper is saying
'ZOO CLOSED'...!

Anonymous said...

Entra balayya chiru ballad midena joke menu lena tubs samrat nagarjuna pls create jokes for me

Anonymous said...

dont try to play jokes on balayya he is an ultimate actor in tollywood.he proved himself in so many good movies as a good actor.chiranjeevi fans lanja kodukulu,aa cheran,pavan kalyan fans antha erripookulu.

Anonymous said...

chiru laaga prjalni mosam cheyyaledu,pavan laga pichi cinemalu teeyaledu taruvatha godavalaki velli gundu kotinchukoledu,charan laga pichi love story cinemalu teeyaledu ra
pichi lanja kodakallaru
orai chiru fans jagratha madda kosestha na kodakallara pooku lanja kodakallara

Anonymous said...

asalu balayya fans kuda veetini enjoy chestunnaru....super jokes mama

Anonymous said...

balayya fans enduku enjoy chestharra chetta na kodaka nee lanti pani leni na kodakulu enjoy chestaaru.asalu chiru picha na kodaku ra gudha moosukoni vundakunda politics lo cheri errrrrrrrrrrrrrrri poooku ayyada vaaadi madda vaadiki enduku politics anni holes moosukoni intlo undakunda.

Anonymous said...

niyabba chettha naakodaka., prajala pranaltho andhukura adukuntav., appudaina face addham lo chuskunnava yadhava jaffa face veskoni nuvvu ni valakam.., balayya naa request plz adhinayakudu movie relies cheyyadhu.. ok naa. joker yadava.... ni picchi pukulo naaa m.

Anonymous said...

rey balayya fans laara.., mee hero thala meedha athulu kuda lev kadha ra.., rey balayya .... nv cenima lo thiyyadam aapakunte modda kosi chethilo pedatha.., nikendhukura cenimalu lavdekeball., kuttha muskoni pilakayaltho aadukoka.., picchi viggulu veskoni picchi steppulu vesthav kadha raa ufflike laal.., nv peddha item gadivi.,, rey balayya ni kottha cenima adho vasthundhanta kadha ra picchi pukka..,, release., cheyyaddhu naa maata vini .. janaalu mettuthone kodatharu bey.. ttthhhhuuuu ni jimmada..

NANI said...

I HATE BALAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA & NTR

Anonymous said...

try this site for more jokes

http://bhejakool.blogspot.in/

Anonymous said...

awesome jokesss wow!!! i hate balayya alot

Anonymous said...

I want more jokes

Anonymous said...

rey lanjakodakallara inko sari balayya medha jokes chestey moghathanam lekunda potharu ra nee yamman denga.jokes rasinodi notilo chadhivinodi modda.mere oka ammaki abbaki pudithey jokes cheyakandi.

Anonymous said...

http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Hate-Balakrishna/227193330740048 meeru balayya haters ithe mana link ni like cheyandi istam vachinattu n joy chesukovachu........................ full jokes.......like chesi chudandi meeku telustundi

Anonymous said...

Keko keka..
nice jokes..

Anonymous said...

excellent.........., fabulous joke.

Anonymous said...

good jokes

Anonymous said...

good

Anonymous said...

Jr. NT: Babai nee Simha cinema Hit anta.....

Balayya : Nee kantri cinema hit anta....

Jr.NT : Jokulu Veyaddu Babai....

Balayya : Ne Yabba mundu joke vesindi avaru ra.....

Vinay Krishna said...

haha lol
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