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NOTE: THE BELOW SPOOF IS ENGLISH VERSION OF TELUGU CONVERSATION, OTHERS DO IGNORE IT.

Funny Spoof !!

Veedi channel lo news ki chinna example (fiction)

manam road meeda velthu untaam. Oka kukka pilla kaalu virigi kuntunthundi. manaki time unte aagi daaniki emi kaavalo chsutham, ledu ante ayyo paapam ani jaali padi vellipothaam.

TV9 reporter velthunandu, ventaen Tv9 office ki oka phone velthundi, vaadu cameramn ni pamputhadu.

Ika modalu........

krishna aa kukka paristhithi ela undi? eppati nunchi akkada undi?

ee kukka morning nunchi ikkade undi, ippudu kuntunthundi......swapna

Akkadi vallu emanna chebuthunnara?...Krishna

Swapna...ikkadai vaallu idi oka kukka ani, daani kaaluku debba thagalatam valla kuntuthundi ani chepthunnaru. ee vidham ga gatham lo aa kukka ee area lo ila kuntaledani, ide thaamu modati saari choodatam ani chepthunnaru

Kuntuthunna Kukka Spandana ela undi? .....krishna

Kukka prasthutham kuntudthundi swapna. Ee vidham ga kaalu ku debba thagalatam kotha anukunta, anduke kuntatam raaka ibbandi paduthundi. Maatlaadinchataniki prayathnichina adi samaadhanam cheppakunda, mooluguthundi.....swapna

Thank you Krishna, eppatikappudu thaaja paristhithi sameekshisthu undtaaniki meeku call chesthu untam.

Idi gaayapadi kuntthunna kukka sthithi meeda maa crime prathinidhi Krishna andinchina vivaraalu. Ippudu oka chinna break..break tarvatha Kukkalu-Kuntudu amsam pai charchintaniki pramukha doctor Kukkuteswara Rao gaaru mana studio ki vasthunanru.

Break Tarvatha..........

RajniKanth : Cheppandi Kukkuteswara Rao gaaru gatham lo meeru eppudaina ila Kukkalu kunttam chusara? oka vela chusthe aa jaathi kukkalu kuntam chusi untaaru.

Kukkuteswar : Ee vidham ga kukkalu kuntatam idi modati saari kaadu. Prapanchavyaaptham ga enno jaathula kukkalu, enno sandarbhallo ila kuntinattu manaku aadhaaraalu unnai. Kuntataniki jaathi tho sambandam ledu.

RajniKanth : Ante Kukkalu kunteppudu vaatiki emanna badha untunda? Unte etuvanti badha?

Kukkuteswar : Badha lo rakaalu undavandi. Kunteppudu general ga debba thagina kaalu ki noppi untundi ani Dog's Medical Science lo gatti aadharaalu unnai.

RajniKanth : Thaaja paristhi cheppenduku maa crime prathinidhi Krishna telephone lo sidham ga unanru...Krishan Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela undi

Krishna : (chevilo ear piece pettukuni bithara chupulu chusthu untaadu)

Krishna Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela undi?

Rajni kukka mooluguthundi, ippude blue cross vallu daanini teesuku vellaru.

Kukka kaalu ki debba thagilindi, daani ithara sareera bhaagalu ela unnai?...krishna

Rajni, Kukka kaalu ki maathrma debba thagilindi. Kaani ee Kukka thoka vankara ga undi.

Vankara ante ela undi...krishna (ippudu Rajni moham lo expression inkekkada chudalemu, stahruvu tanker ni dwamsam cheyyataniki wait chetshunna soldier face lo thappa)

Rajni Vankara ga antecuttukuni undi, nenu appatiki daanini straight cheyyataniki try chetshunnau kaani adi chuttukupothundi. bahusa kaalu ki debba thagalatam valla ani naa uddesam.

Thank you krishna....Kukkuteswar gaaru, kaalu ki debba thagalatam valla thoka vankara ayyi untundi ani maa prathinidhi Kirshna chepthunanru, deeni pai mee spandana enti?

Spandana ante emi untundi ra poondakor vedhava...kukka thoka kaalu ki debba thagalatam valla vankara ayyedi enti ra dhed dimgaa ga. emi manishivi ra nuvvu, ippati varaku nuvvu raasi ichina answers chadivanu, inka naa valla kaadu, naa tea marigipothu untaayi. bangaram laanti Mallayya ane peru maarchi kukkuteswar rao ani maarchi, shirt pant rent ki techi naaku ichi doctor laaga act cheyyala? ala act chetshe naa tea kottu nunchi eduru ga unna mee TV9 office ki roju 100 tea order isthara. manassakshi undantra edava

(ila thiduthu undgaane, TV9 logo vachi, merugaina samaajama kosam chusthune undandi TV9 ani vocie vinipinchi ads raavatam modalu ayyindi)