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Because they came to know a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be born iN 1949!! **
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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
.
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..
.
.
rajnikanth''s signature.
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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
.
.
Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
den
1/0=?
dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said,
"I dnt kno!"
Thats why it's declared as
"Not Defined"..!
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Rajnikanth doesn't shave...
he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!
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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...
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Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....
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** Breaking news **
Rajnikanth......
got shot yesterday . .
today is the bullet''s funeral...!!
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What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!
He can answer a missed call.!**
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Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque
&
;-)The Bank Bounced:-D
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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........
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Awesum fact..,
Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!
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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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**Gmail@rajnikant.com*
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USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships
INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*
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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs... **
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A child went2 Kashmir& startd playing by making small mountains from ice.
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
&
That child name is
*
*RAJNIKANTH **
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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
.
.
Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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.
To protect the sun from his eyes! **
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a 22 wheeler huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
.
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Since then,
it is called TATA NANO.
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Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's,
and got it.
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Rajinikanth does push-ups,
he isn't lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.*
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???
rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...
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Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited
rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
.
.
.
.
GURU PURNIMA!**
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BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""
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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
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..
And now that ball is called...
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" PLUTO "*
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Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!**
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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...
RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!
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Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his
Underwear over his pants..
We all know who won..!!*
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