Gr8 Answers

Teacher :"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."


Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.


Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.


Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old. 


Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.


Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE (teacher's brother = donkey!!)


Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday 


Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.


Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! 


Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." 


Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.


Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)