All husbands can enjoy

🔴Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later 

🔴A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:

dear google, please do not behave like my wife...

Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🔴A married man's prayer; 

Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away

U gave me youth, u took it away. 

U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, 

just reminding u......😂😂😝😝

🔴A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"

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Couldn't stop sharing this one...

🔴Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

 

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

 

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

 

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

 

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

 😎😎😎

 

 🔴Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

 

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !

😝😝😝

 

 🔴A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

 

Was the necklace FAKE?

 

Nooooo! That was the deal :)

😜😜😜

 

 🔴A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

 

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

 

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.

😁😁😁

🔴Best Slogan on a 

MAN's T-Shirt :

 

"Please Do Not Disturb me,

I am Married and already very Disturbed"

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..dedicated to all husbands 😛😛😛👏👏👏👌👌👌just for fun only