Super insults

The Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...

I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady

'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'

😜😜😜

A letter from a teacher to a parent: 

Dear Parent, 

Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:

Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......

😂😂😂

😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Mother to Son: 

Who is Tippu Sultan ?

Son : Don't know 😏

Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀

Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?

Mother : Don't know

Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also 

😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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A cute excuse:

Teacher-Y r u late?

Student-Mom & dad were fighting.

Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?

Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

😂😂😝😜

🎉💐🍻🎭🎷🌾🌾💃😃😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👍👍

👆Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? 

Salesman: Rs.18,000/- 

Girl: OMG

Girl: and iphone?? . . 

Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG

Girl: 😨😠😡

Salesman: 😆😝😂

Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday 

I gave him food today he gave me a book

How to Cook !!!  😄😃😜😝

👌😂😜😃😄

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. 

Wife: did u drink

Husband : no

Wife:  Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase

😜😂😝🍻👍