Pathetic PJs

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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 Think Think....
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 Monday is a Weak Day....
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 Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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 Ans: On Television....
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 A FANTASTIC PJ:
 Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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 Guess plz....
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 He'll ask:
 "Where is Pop Corn?"

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 Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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 It means....
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 Cartoon Network for Business Community !!

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 Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
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 Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
 & saying.....
 "P - YAAR"

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 Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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 A: Wear a T-SHIRT.


 Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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 A: Group discussion when he is alone.

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 Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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 ANS:
 Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....

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 Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???
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 Guess???
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 Give it a shot....
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 MARUTI 800!!!

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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not
 follow him.
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 Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
 'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'

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 Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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 Socho....
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 Kol-Kata.....

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 Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's
 Grandmother
 i.e.. Great Grandmother.
 What did he name the bank?
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 Think!
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 "I CHI I CHI I" Bank.

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 Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
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 Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai....
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 Bear this PJ !!
 Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka'
 Masala??
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 Think!
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 Think!
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 Simple!
 The Latter is Vaccinated...!!

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 Q: Why did the Tightrope Walker visit the ATM?
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Ans: To check his balance....
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 UNBEATABLE PJ:

 Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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 ANS:
 HOLI.
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 Coz....
 He Keeps Saying...
 "Holi CUB hai,
 CUB hai Holi...."