A faithful husband is one who Always Thinks of his wife while sleeping with other women. Rather than thinking of other women while sleeping with his wife!
Begum: Will you build a Taj Mahal for me if I die?
Husband: Darling, I have already purchased the land. The delay in on your part.
Doctor 2 Pregnant Girl: How did this happen?
Girl: When mom and Dad went to a movie, my boy friend came over.
Doc: Why didn't you go?
Girl: It was an adult film and I wasn't allowed to.
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